February 2012
I guess I should get ready for class….
1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
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oh-bama:
Today someone asked me what state Canada was in.
smfh
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Dad: What are you doing?
Me: I'm using instagram to take pictures of shit.
Dad: WHO BOUGHT YOU THAT PHONE. OMG. YOU DO NOT NEED ANYMORE TOYS.
Me: Deal with it daddykins. & Mom bought me it soooo your thoughts are irrelevant.
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Someone get my iTunes to work so I can put music on the mobile & then I can sleeeep
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5’5 with brownnn eyeeeeesss with yo thick thighssss
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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black guys: hey man, what's up? what did you do today? that's cool, fam.
desi guys: ay yo nigga wassup my g dawg did u see that bitch haha fuck that shit ahah omg niggas these days, ay nigga what up, what my nigga how are you nigga, whats the weather like my nigga
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
